im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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