the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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