I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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