I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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