I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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