good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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