I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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