If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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