we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize