please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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