so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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