heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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