I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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