i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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