THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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