I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
ttyl tear gas
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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