but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
that is very illegal...i love you.
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