you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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