I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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