is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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