a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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