Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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