I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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