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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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