ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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