I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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