The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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