I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
third nipple confirmed
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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