Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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