How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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