it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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