We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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