that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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