By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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