I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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