When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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