I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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