Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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