I wish I could teleport
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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