I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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