you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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