Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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