I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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