I need help removing her.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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