You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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