Jerry, you need to find god
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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