there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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