Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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