How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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