I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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